That Warm, Funny Feeling

Have you ever had the feeling where you just know that something is going to happen before it happens? I had it last night. It was time for Kaylynn's bath so I was charged with the task of undressing her and taking off her diaper. After doing so, I carried her into the bathroom where Hayley was busy getting the bath water ready.

While I waited, I remembered the time where Kaylynn lured me into a false sense of security when changing her poopy diaper at 1 AM. As I was changing it, she took the opportunity to fire some fecal matter in my direction, hitting me right in the chest (and the stomach, arms, etc).

I also recalled the situation the day before when Grandma Moore was changing Kaylynn's diaper. Suddenly, we heard a "Whoa, WHOA!!!". We rushed back to find out that Kaylynn had taken the opportunity to try to pee on Grandma Moore during the diaper change. Fortunately, Grandma Moore was fast and nimble enough to diffuse the situation.

After thinking about these two past events, I said to Hayley "I'm just waiting for her to take a leak on me". Sure enough, about 15 seconds later, I got that warm feeling in my chest and knew that I had taken a direct hit. After all, Kaylynn was in the "Triple P" position (Perfect Pissing Posture - back straightened, head up, legs slightly apart). Apparently, Kaylynn's attempt on Grandma Moore was a test-fire. I was the main target and she was patient enough to find just the right opportunity. And once she had it, she took it without a second thought. (For those of you that are more visual in nature, see below.)

From this point forward, Kaylynn will be known as Toady McToaderson. I realized after her attack that she was no different than a toad. A toad's defense mechanism is to pee when they are scared or in danger. Kaylynn apparently was not happy about her bath (or was scared of it) and did what any smart toad would do. Rest assured, I will no longer let her cute little face lull me into a false sense of security ever again (Ha! Yeah right!).